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Posh chocolate body wash

5 out of 5 star rating See my Demo Video below

This deliciously self-centred chocolate body wash is packed with aloe vera and glycerine to soften and hydrate delicate skin.

How to use:

Completely vegan friendly, this is a great body wash for dry skin. Scoop out a good handful and inhale the rich cocoa aroma while you work it all over your body then rinse off. 

  • VEGAN
  • 100% RECYCLED POT

It’s got Cocoa powder, and cocoa absolute in it. It also has vanilla, sandalwood and hazelnut oil. It’s Deliciously hydrating and softening. This is the best product Lush has created in quite awhile imo. This smells more like straight up chocolate than any of the other chocolate things i’ve tried that Lush has made in the last 25 years. It does remind me of the scent of Lush Walter Bunny scrub.

I describe the texture in my video below, the consistency is like softened butter. The texture feels like a chocolate mouse in the pot and feels like silk when you rub it on your body.

Lush Uk made a Posh Chocolate shower gel for a few days only. I was lucky to buy a couple. 😊

Lush also made a body scrub of posh chocolate for a limited time.

Lush made a soap for Christmas 2025 called Yule Log. And a body lotion only available in one of the Christmas 2025 gift sets.

Lush also released a posh white chocolate and rose body wash for Mother’s Day 2025. Here it is next to posh chocolate. It’s got white chocolate instead of dark chocolate, and it also has rose oil in it.

Eventually lush made a body wash, shower gel, body scrub, soap, and body lotion in the posh chocolate scent. Each has its own review page here on my website with pictures and descriptions. I’m in love with this scent.

there was also a body butter made that i used and then threw away the container, otherwise it would be in the above group picture.

Demo Video of the body wash

Coco Scrub

3 out of 5 rating. See my 4 minute Sink Demo Video below.

If it wasn’t so cute i would’ve given it a 1 or 2.

my video shows and explains the difficulty in use. It’s just not pleasant.

I Guess we can’t love every single thing. ✌🏼❤️

Rudolph

4 out of 5 rating

For oilier skin.

See my demo video i recorded below.

This is a face mask made as a limited edition for Christmas 2018.

Its made with cocoa, vanilla, tangerine, orange, carageenan, fullers earth, and rhassoul mud.

Both rhasshoul mud and fullers earth are fantastic at zapoing oil on the skin.

I have dry skin, and it zapped any spec of oil i had on my skin.

The texture is nice and silky. It feels like pudding. Not like the more chunky texture of the Lush bio fresh face masks they sell in store.

This is like the texture of lush birth of venus face mask.

Oh, also, the red nose looks like half a cherry but is actually the same mixture as the mask. Cool!

This smells mostly of chocolate. Its like wiping brownie batter on ones face, but in the best possible way.

The carageenan made my skin noticeable softer. That was a wow.

The only teason i didnt rate this a 5 is because its not the proper one for my skin type. If you have oilier skin im sure you’ll find this a 5 out of 5 star rated product.

Here’s a video i recorded of it.

Sonic Death Monkey

3 out of 5

This is my picture of my first bottle of Sonic Death Monkey that i took in 2006. Blurry, lol.

The name comes from a record store owner’s band name in the movie called ‘Hi Fidelity’ made in 2000.

The reason i rated this a 3 is because its too thin of a consistency for me. Anytime Lush has remade this in the Lush Kitchen, Retro, etc. Lushies, including myself, complain how thin it is. Its always been watery.

Also, i dont think it smells quite like chocolate. Its very sweet, and sweet with orange, lime, and tangerine.

It doesnt suck, but its not something i would buy if they started selling it in stores again. And im typically an orange freak, i love it so much, but not the case with sonic death monkey.

Here’s a demo and review i made on my youtube channel showing Sonic Death Monkey shower gel.


Ingredients: Coffee, Cocoa, Cerassie Infusion, Fresh Lime Juice, Perfume, Hemp Oil, Tangerine Oil, Orange Oil, Vanilla.

Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Lauryl Betaine,

These three Lush products in my photo below were made with the same scent.

 

It smells like Lush’ “Whipstick” lip scrub.

Its different than the discontinued chocolate and ginger shower gel “13 Rabbits“. I like 13 rabbits more, its more like real chocolate in scent and consistency than Sonic Death Monkey.

Lush Chocolates 🍫🍩🍪

Lush “Heavenly Bodies” buttercream

 

Lush 2006 Description: There are many chocolate shower gels in the world and most of them, frankly, are horrid. They are nasty, gimmicky, cheap, synthetic things which smell like market stall chocolate Christmas decorations – horrid, as we were saying. For a while we resisted, not wanting to be tarnished by such a tawdry image, then we thought to ourselves, “We can do better than that, much better!” so we did. (Actually Noriko did it.) Oh what gloriously gloopy, sensual stuff Sonic Death Monkey turned out to be. It has seaweed gel make your hair and body feel soft; it’s scented with chocolate orange and tones you up with fresh lime, Caribbean coffee and herbal tea. (It’s named after Barry’s band in High Fidelity.) Cover yourself in chocolate orange and dig that crazy gravy.